The humiliating dog hat.  His Mom’s idea, obviously.
My son loves sweet potato.  Just hasn’t quite got down the finer details of eating yet.
also There are a lot of tits on Tumblr, haha.  Oh god I gotta clean this shit up ASAP before I get f’urd.

also

There are a lot of tits on Tumblr, haha.  Oh god I gotta clean this shit up ASAP before I get f’urd.

My sleeve. My sleeeeeeeve Is almost done.  Sometimes I wonder, “What if I had put this money toward something else, what would it have been?” Then I realize I was just trying to write something nonchalant so I could slip in how much I’ve spent on it so far. BE ENVIOUS OF MY MONIES!

My sleeve. My sleeeeeeeve

Is almost done.  Sometimes I wonder, “What if I had put this money toward something else, what would it have been?”

Then I realize I was just trying to write something nonchalant so I could slip in how much I’ve spent on it so far.

BE ENVIOUS OF MY MONIES!

o hi thar

o

hi thar

Coolest character everrr